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Monday, October 15, 2007

Sonia and Liza Eaten by Tigger


San Franciso, CA (AP) - LATE BREAKING NEWS

Winefred Pooh, Vice President of Public Relations for the San Francisco Zoo, just confirmed reports that Sonia and Liza Lachter have been eaten by Tigger. The photo attached was taken just moments ago at the zoo, where head Zookeeper Dave Corran is attempting to extract the two girls from Tigger's belly. "We are trying to tickle Tigger and hope he burps them both up" Corran stated in a news conference.

The two girls were just interviewed by dropping a microphone down Tigger's mouth and they both said they were fine except when Tigger starts bouncing. Watch for more details on this breaking story....

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