San Francisco (AP) 12:36am - Carolyn and Ben Bernstein just announced the birth of their new daughter Leila Rose Bernstein just moments ago. In a weighin that would rival a Mike Tyson fight, Leila Rose tipped the scales at 8 pounds 8 ounces, qualifying her for the 1-7 day old baby weight class, should she choose that career path. Leila stands 20.5" tall. Mother and daughter are reported to be doing fine, however there is no word yet on Leila's Dad's condition. Moments after the birth he was heard repeatedly muttering "dude that was so intense...dude that was so intense".
In a statement released by newly born Leila, she said, "It's great to be here, I'm glad to be out. I was getting a bit claustrophobic in there. I would like to thank my folks for bringing me here. I haven't had a chance to talk to them much as right when I got here I looked and my Mom was using her nursing skills trying to revive my Dad, who had fainted. I can tell he's going to be a handful. I look forward to takin it easy for a few days around this place, and plan on hittin the Exploratorium next week as I overheard my cousins Sonia and Liza sayin it's cool. I can't wait to meet my Grandparents and my other relatives, but am a bit nervous about hangin with Sonia and Liza's Dad, as they say he's crazy. I gotta go now, I'm super hungry...does anyone know where a kid can get a slice around here?"
2 comments:
It's all true, especially the part about Sonia and Liza's Dad.
Cute kid, can't wait to meet her! Congratulations guys!
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