San Francisco, CA (AP) - Today Carolyn and Ben Bernstein announced the hiring of Liza Lachter as Chief Babysitter of newly born Leila Rose Bernstein. Her duties as babysitter start immediately (photo of Liza and Leila 2 evenings ago while Ben and Carolyn attended a showing of Pirates of the Caribbean IXX). News of Liza's new position came as a shock in the babysitting world, as never before has a 3 year old been hired to babysit a newborn child. Liza's mother, Randi Lachter said "Liza is good at babysitting as she learned from her sister, and can always call her older sister Sonia on her cell phone if she needs help, as Sonia is an excellent babysitter. Liza has been practicing on her dolls for a while now." Eric Lachter, father of Liza said "Hey, this is cool, how much are they payin her?". Members of the International Babysitters Union of America could not be reached for comment.
In other related news, Leila's father Ben announced over the weekend that Leila would soon be the proud owner of a pirate ship, the SS Wee Lass. Ben, aka Captain Chronic, sails the seas frequently and therefore wanted to have only the best for his daughter, a new pirate ship. Said Captain Chronic "Arrrrrrrrr the Wee Lass needs a ship to sail the Seven Seas...We'll name it Wee Lass....Arrrrrr Mateys." Leila's Mother Carolyn has not been reached for comment.
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