Oakland, CA (AP) - Today the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that Leila Bernstein will indeed be competing in the French Fry Eating Event for the United States, and has recently begun her training. Over the past few weeks the sports world was riddled with speculation that Bernstein would compete, despite her Father's stated desire to have her boycott the games. Leila's Father Ben Bernstein objected to his daughter competing in the Olympics, to be held this summer in China, on the grounds of improper treatment of musicians. Leila however in recent days decided to compete despite her father's objections. Sources close to the Bernstein's say that in the end it was Leila's love of fries that helped her make her decision.
At a hastily called press conference earlier today Ben Bernstein stated, "Duuuuude, this is really uncooool. I mean they treat the musicians badly, especially the bass players. They ignore the contracts and riders, and usually don't have the green M&Ms picked out of the bowl. And often they don't even give the musicians the right amount of beer in the dressing room, or the right brand of bottled water. It is almost unbearable."
Leila, speaking through her spokeperson, her Mother Carolyn, said "Fries are good, I like fries. I want more fries. Do fries come in Happy Meals? Do Happy Meals have toys in them? I want Happy Meals. I want toys. I want Star Wars characters in Happy Meals. Do Cracker Jacks have toys? I want Cracker Jacks." Leila's Mother, obviously siding with the youngest member of the Bernstein family, paraphrased by stating, "Leila is ready, and she is bringin home the Gold baby!!!".
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